Thursday, 15 May 2008
I got totally busted at work today by the 'checkin' out women' police whilst walking across the shop floor.
I was walking with genuine purpose from the glass covered plants section through Barbecue and out to the warehouse. I did a small U-turn and nipped down an aisle in order to encounter a fabulous and very tall woman who I worked out would end up meeting me if I took a detour down past 'fresh veg' encountering her at the end. She had these great boots on and long hair and really nice shapely hips, and a healthy un-skinny figure.
She also had a bloody good radar coz she sussed my game before I had even got out of bed today. Busted and thinking 'oh well' I just smiled and ventured a 'Good afternoon, madam', and she smiled and asked how I was doing and took a look at my name badge.
I was quite pleased about the whole encounter because I suspect she was flattered (but probably thought 'nice suit, total bloody pervert!')