Tuesday 8 July 2008

On Strike


My computer speakers seem to have stopped working this morning. I can't help but think this is their way of protesting about recent mental fast loud thrash punk that I have subjected them to. Could need a re-boot. Could need blander music. Could need sentences that don't end in prepositions (bad form and all that).

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Get a microscope. Check them circuits. Are they being eaten?

I suggest a quick spray with a can of gamma radiation.

BS5 Blogger said...

Hello large Bag of Mostly water.

Dr Paul Stubbs here (on BS5's account).

Have you seen my little pot of nanites? I gave it to a young ensign....

I think your ref' mixes Home Soil and Evolution but hey ho.

I got me that can of Gamma Radiation, dooder.

Anonymous said...

Good Evening BS5, is Large Bag of Mostly Water confusing gamma radiation with the german power metal band gamma ray? a blast of this through the speakers might help the cause

BS5 Blogger said...

Hi! I am guessing not - he and I were having a deeply tragic TV reference head to head about a certain show...

Anonymous said...

Would you like me to use my xray vision and check out those wires? Don't have to use any cans of gamma radiation unnecessarily then.

BS5 Blogger said...

Hey Alaina,

Might be a help!

How are you as we approach mid-week?

Anonymous said...

I'm ambivalent... how about you?

BS5 Blogger said...

I'm off to bed, listening to Dave Grohl!

Whatchya-ambivalent about (as it were) ?

G'night, now!

Anonymous said...

Ambivalent about life in general. Have a nice sleep... catch ya on the flip side.

minijonb said...

haHA! if you're speakers can't handle the music, then you need to upgrade! don't let them bring you down. peace.

BS5 Blogger said...

Thanks Minijob - did you scroll down the posts a bit and see my post on Dillinger Escape Plan? I am sure you will have heard of them as you seem a widely literate musical chap!