Sunday, 13 July 2008
See You Next Tuesday
I don't swear much on this blog (tend to leave that for the pub and the company of the chaps) but if you are the TOTAL CUNT who nicked the 3-pointed star from my bonnet last night then I hope you get eaten by a bloody Polar Bear who's not had a square meal in a few days. Unlikely in Bristol but I hope it happens, you totalfuckingwanker! I want YOU to look like this! And then I'll happily give the bear the star to wear round his massive Gregory.