Sunday, 13 July 2008

See You Next Tuesday


I don't swear much on this blog (tend to leave that for the pub and the company of the chaps) but if you are the TOTAL CUNT who nicked the 3-pointed star from my bonnet last night then I hope you get eaten by a bloody Polar Bear who's not had a square meal in a few days. Unlikely in Bristol but I hope it happens, you totalfuckingwanker! I want YOU to look like this! And then I'll happily give the bear the star to wear round his massive Gregory.

11 comments:

walsharoo... said...

I'm pretty tempted to just post 'TTG', but I wouldn't want to send you nuclear..

It's shit kid, but we have both done much stupider things laughing our arse's off about it...

Forgive them.

BS5 Blogger said...

Aye, just a momentary dip in my usually positive outlook. TTG would probbaly have brought me round to common sense!

Off to bed philosophically.

Suburbia said...

Wow, that's another side of BS5!

D'ang said...

Would it have been worth them doing it just so you could have caught them doing it?

BS5 Blogger said...

Knnnnnnneeeeeeeeeew that'd be your call! You just don't do that to another man's car!

Almost worth catching the mofo indeed.e

Miss Moneypenny said...

I will put my guys on the case and get it replaced for you - they will track down the individuals concerned and make them pay for what they have done.......

Miss M

Anonymous said...

Miss M - in your line of work, perhaps you could arrange for a replacement?

Anonymous said...

Sorry Miss M, I read your comment too quickly, and now realise that a replacement is in hand (it's good to know that there are some good people around). Do you specialise in special silver type metals?

BS5 Blogger said...

Thanks Miss M - VX52 is grateful!

Anonymous, thanks also; I agree it is good to see good people.

John McClane said...

Great pic.

That'll upset the climate-change-save-the-polar-bears people.

They're supposed to be fluffy and cute.

Is that an Eskimo it just ate?

3ps said...

As I say BS5, chill, I am alive and well....

I WILL be back.....

3PS