Monday, 13 October 2008

Controversy Hand Grenade


A great friend of mine who is also a Blogger posted this on his site tonight so I am having a go! It's a bit controversial and not like a regular Blog meme!

Here's what he said, and posed!


I've filled out a few questionnaires in my time a few of which are posted on this site, but I thought I might author one and find out about interesting things.

I ask you:

If you could kill someone and get away with it, would you?
Nope!

Have you ever felt you may go mad?
Yes

If you were the opposite sex, would you have sex with yourself?
Yes, I have a pretty taut, flat stomach and I'm a nice guy with a shiny clean Mercedes (for now)

Have you ever pretended to like something to make yourself feel cool?
Yes, whisky but only once. I learned.

How long would you last under interrogation?
Feckin Ages! Well, until they sent in Erin O'Connor and said 'Tell us the launch codes and she'll be in the buff in 5', then I'd fold.

Have you ever knowingly forwarded a spam email?
Six times, maybe?


How often do you use the word Cunt?
Not nearly enough! Sorry women of the world, it's a GREAT word, especially with your mates. I call pals of mine a C in blokes only company all the time..


Have you been head over heels in love yet?
Yes


If it was your choice, would you unfreeze Walt Disney?
Yes I think I would.


Do you believe in fashion?
I believe that simple clothes that are well chosen will always be classy?

If the world was to end and you had the power to save only one friend, who would it be.
Feck! I don't know...the guy who wrote this would be in the running though.


Did you have to think about the last question?
Loads


Is Chi real?
Does not compute...

Do you actually hate anyone?
No. This will sound religious and cheesey but that would be a failure in me and the faith I have.



If Frogs did turn into people when you kiss them, would you go looking for one?
Hey, even a pretty frog probably has a bit of style.


Do you have an alternative explanation for death?
No, we just kinda wear out, really.


Did you like 'Sunscreen' by Baz Lurman?
Yes, quite a lot.


If you could be a Transformer, who would it be?
Optimus Prime, he's a massive lorry and a cool leader to boot.


Imagine you lived in the Star Wars universe in your underground house on a small desert planet looking after your nephew, but you had all the knowledge of all the Star Wars movies. A Stormtrooper comes knocking on your dome and asks you if you've seen 2 droids and an irritating young boy.....what would you do?
Send 'em straight to Mos Icely (I think) and not get toasted.


Multiple Choice. You get to punch someone, it has to be one of them..1. George Bush, 2. Lenny Henry, 3. Jesus, 4. Stephen Hawking, 5. Gary Coleman......who would it be?
George!


Answers on your blog or as a comment please...

6 comments:

scargosun said...

I think you've solved my dilemma about what to write about today. I couldn't decide between a couple things.

walsharoo... said...

Moss Eisley

Suburbia said...

Wasn't Chi one of those black and white bears you call a panda?!!;)

BS5 Blogger said...

I thought I might have got Moss Eisley wrong!

Wanderlust Scarlett said...

You're killin' me Smalls!
I laughed so much, most of the way down...
;o)

Is there even a choice on the last one? Of course it's Bush.

And Suburbia... Chi is diet Chai; less calories to your A...

Scarlett & Viaggiatore

Suburbia said...

Thanks Scarlett I was never much good at chinese ;)