Saturday, 1 December 2007

Rich's easy recipe

Here's an easy recipe to get the greatest number of stupid people into a finite space at one time. You will need:

A large crowd of directionless, stupid people
A branch of Sainsbury's
35 minutes spare on at Saturday lunchtime.

Put 'em all together and that man Bob , he's your Dad's brother.

A right old palaver, which is why I usually shop before 9.00 a.m

It was like a Joey Deacon convention.

The woman on the check out was very attractive and looked like Zara Phillips and she gave me a right old cheery beam as I left after we had chit chatted a bit as she scanned my goods.

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