Tuesday, 23 September 2008

Gordon calls Blog BS5

Gordon just called me up to ask what I made of his speech this afternoon.

I told him I thought his (quite pretty) wife kicking it off was a pleasantly surprising move. I also told him that the whole che-bang was window dressing anyhow. 'Yeah, Gordon', I said, ' you may have put a leadership bid on hold , at least until the Glenrothes By-election, and you will probably be in power until the election anyway, but your Government will get such a monumental kicking at that point anyway, that you might as well plan for the speaking circuit now'.

Gordon seems decent enough to me but the poor chap just heads a Government that has been in too long and is old, tired, and out of steam.

Gordon thanked me for my analysis and then asked me just how the hell I got Dita Von T to subscribe to BlogBS5. Ahh, Gordon, some things a man must keep to himself.


Suburbia said...

Hee hee! I thought it was ridiculious that his wifey introduced him. Bloody chauvanist!

BS5 Blogger said...

Yeah, I just liked it coz' she's quite attractive. Couldn't tell you much of what she said!

Fat, frumpy and fifty... said...

very witty...more commentary please, you are good at it!!

BS5 Blogger said...

Why thank you!