Well in fact I think the carrot was really so Santa could make a carrot and guacamole dip after his deliveries. BS5 just said it was for Rudolph 'cos he wanted to hide his right-on Guardian-ness. But you and I both know he's Islington through and through.
In fact he asked me for ballet and modern dance tickets for his Xmas pressie.
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Indeed. Best not to let anyone know you put out a mince pie, glass of sherry and a carrot for Rudolph on the hearth last year.
Yoom is a cheeky coooo'ant!
(Giggling!),
Oooooh I am excited too! Tree is the perfect shape, and I quite like the bin as an accompaniment!
D'ang, the carrot goes on the roof, silly, or in the garden. There's no way a reindeer can get down a chimney!
Sx
PS. Spookily the word verification is 'Worph'. It knows........
Good point there, Sub!
Hey I can send you some magic reindeer food if you like.... it's aimed at kids but sure it'll work for you if you believe!!
Well in fact I think the carrot was really so Santa could make a carrot and guacamole dip after his deliveries. BS5 just said it was for Rudolph 'cos he wanted to hide his right-on Guardian-ness. But you and I both know he's Islington through and through.
In fact he asked me for ballet and modern dance tickets for his Xmas pressie.
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