Tuesday, 8 December 2009

Mother says...


This weekend I spent some time at my Mum and Dad's house and BS9 came with me, which was rather nice.


Over the Sunday breakfast boiled egg, it was my turn to read out the crossword clues and I did just that for most of the puzzle.


At one point there was a tricky clue about a camel and somehow, we happened upon a strange word in our searching that started with a Dz. I was a bit confused and had to ask three times what this meant (let alone what it had to do with Crossword appearing ungulates) .


Anyhow, Mother and BS9 became impatatient at my stupidity at the same time and shouted out in perfect unison at the top of their lungs...



"SLUT!!!"


Nice experience....I am traumatised to the point of having forgotten the word, its meaning or its relation to camels.

6 comments:

cannwin said...

when I was a teen I was playing 'Taboo' with my mom and sister and the word I got was 'tattoo.' So I'm trying to describe this word and I said something like, 'it's colorful and it hurts a lot' and my little sister shouts out:

Tampon!

errr...


Another time:

My mom was going to some sort of convention and they were trying to save money by just getting one room for a large group of them. There were going to be men and women in the room and in my teen mind I figured this to be fairly scandalous. My mom said, "For goodness sake we're not going to have an orgy."

That was a rather uncomfortable moment for me.

Alaina said...

That is an aweseom story. Thanks for sharing BS5! :-)

Suburbia said...

Traumatised? Gosh?! Sorry ;)

(hee hee)

BS5 Blogger said...

Nice responses from wise women of the world!

dandelion said...

where are the wise men?

BS5 Blogger said...

That's some fine irony there, Dandelion!