Tuesday, 3 February 2009

A meme from FFF

This was a hoot!


Here's my answers:
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? Martin McGuiness; he’s a cunt!

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? John Lennon!

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? I'd have a go at the original person who got confused between 3 and 5

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make? Cold lamb with tomato and cucumber vinaigrette on regular brown bread

6. You, Elvis and Princess Diana are in a dog sled, fleeing across the Siberian wastes with wolves in hot pursuit. The wolves are catching up fast. Who would you throw out to gain speed and why? Elvis: fat, fuck-full of cheeseburgers and heavy. He’s the one I’d look to eat if I were a wolf

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice? Natasha McElhone

8. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick? Charlene Spiteri – every time.

9. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? In the pub, of course.

10. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? London

11. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do? Take a pint at Cheers Bar and call Mike

12. Your dream date. Who, where and why? No!

13. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is…? St Emillion

14. Okay; girls and gay guys stand over here; guys and lesbians over there (I know and love my readership) …Girls and gay guys first: You're in bed with Marilyn Monroe, Doris Day and Salma Hayek. Who's gonna be the lucky girl? (you're only allowed one). If I answer this, am I a Gayer? Who is Salma Hayek?

And similarly, guys and lesbians: You're in bed with Cary Grant, Paul Newman and Johnny Depp. Who's gonna be the lucky guy? (again, you're only allowed one). Give your reasons. Cary Grant – classy dresser. Am I a Gayer now? Eek.

15. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-travelling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you travelling to and what are you going to do when you get there? I’d check out the end of the Second World War, I think (and take a beer).

16. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? Exodus: Ch 20, V 12.

17. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what’s the premise? ‘Top Construction Action’ and the premise is ‘Excitement and drama in the modern world of concrete and cranes’.

18. What is your favorite curse word? ‘Mother-fucker, mother-fucker!’

19. You have a choice of two doors, one of which you MUST go through; the first leads to a roomful of spiders, the second to a roomful of clowns. Which is it to be? Clowns.

20. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object (that's "inanimate" … leave your kids to burn; you know you want to). So what’s the item? A fire extinguisher.


Fat, frumpy and fifty... said...

a fire extinguisher....5 minutes later and I am still laughing, obviously I AM NOT a lateral or is it logical thinker!!

sounded like you were in a strop after the first couple of ions, good job, will go for the next 20???

BS5 Blogger said...

Hi! I will nip over and have a gander at the next 20!