Not too bad?

Having cited other Blog readers for general spazdom of late, I offer you my own area (of many) of spaziness. I can't wrap pressies neatly at all, and my efforts often lack flare and grace. Here is the 2008 effort. At a cursory glance, and from a distance, it doesn't look too horrendous, and there are no rips or mangled corners.

I have a couple more to go but feel the need to stop for a bacon, lettuce and cheese sandwich now and a cup of Lord Lucan.